Wicked & Wise “Perfectly Petty” Candles

Snark is self-care.

The Perfectly Petty collection is for those who can send a professional email, hold their boundaries, and still drop a legendary side-eye. These candles are hand-poured with clean soy wax, premium fragrance oils, and a perfectly balanced blend of wit + wisdom.

Each scent is paired with a sharp, clever reminder that healing doesn’t mean you’ve stopped being funny — it just means you’re selective about where you spend your peace.

Choose a candle that says what you’re thinking, protects your energy, and keeps your space smelling like growth… with a splash of spice.

Clean burn. Sharp wit. Perfectly Petty.

Choose your mood. Choose your scent.

This 9 oz hand-poured soy candle is your one-stop for snarky self-care. Pick the statement that’s speaking to your vibe, select one of five luxe scents, and let the burn do the talking. Clean wax, bold scent, and a hidden under-lid message just for you.
Gift-ready. Laugh-ending. Soul-soothing.

Burn & Product Details

• Size: 9 oz (approx. 40 hour burn time)

• Wax: 100% soy blend

• Wick: Cotton, clean-burn certified

• Jar: Reusable glass + brushed gold lid (or your selected packaging)

• Hidden Quote: Printed under the lid for that personalized punch

• Packaging: Gift-ready — minimal design, witty copy inside

• Care: Trim wick to ¼″ before each burn; burn until full melt pool on first use for best results